Religions of the world

Taoism : shit happens !

Hinduism : this shit happend before

Islam : If shit happens, take a hostage

Buddhism : When shit happens is it really shit?

7th day adventist : Shit happens on saturday

Protestantism : Shit won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism : If shit happens , I deserve it

Jehovah's wittness : Knock,knock ,"shit happens"

Judaism : why does shit always happen to me ?

Hare krishna : Shit happens rama rama ding dong

Atheism : NO SHIT !

T.V.Evangelism : Send more shit

Rastafarianism : Let's smoke this shit !

adevarat ?

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q: 12

1.It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone,if your heart still does.

2. Just when I think I've found the answers, you go and change all the questions.

3. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

4.I'm going to smile like nothing is wrong, talk like everything is perfect. Act like it's just a dream, Pretend he isn't hurting me.

5.I'ts sad when people you know become people you knew. When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and how now, you can barely even look at them.

6.Everything will be okay in the end, if it's not okay, it's not the end.

7.You may not end up where you thought you would be, but you always end up where you are meant to be.

8.You can miss someone that died, you can miss someone that moved away, but the worst way to miss someone, is someone you see everyday. I miss you a little; you could say a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.

9. I want to run, but only far enough to make you miss me.

10.The person you end up needing the most, is the person you swore you never wanted in the first place.

11.As long as I still feel something, it's not over. And believe me, sometimes I wish it was, but it's not, I can feel it.

12. Change is never easy. You fight to hold on; You fight to let go.